"How did I get started, well, I was just digging in the dirt to cover (ahem) and smelled something just awful, so, I decided to roll in it."
Cadaver Cat, as interpreted by Cadaver Cat's owner and manager, California Artist and writer, Farrell Hamann of Sacramento.
Cadaver Cat pondering her future as a world class crime stopper hero.
"I just liked the work" Mewed Cadaver Cat. "I took to it like a duck takes to water, I was cut out for this job. Cadaver dog?, don't make me laugh!!"
Farrell Hamann, artist/writer (World's greatest living artist and writer) Finds all the fuss about Cadaver Cat somewhat funny and a bit distracting from his own work.
"I just send her off in a taxi cab to get her out of my hair" Says Hamann. "You can't expect me to spend every waking hour catering to that cat. I just unleash her on the world and forget about it. If there is no taxi available, I toss her on the back of an unsuspecting bicyclist, if the cyclist rides too slow, Cadaver Cat will bite the rider on the ears until they speed up."
"Generally, you will find that Cadaver Cat does not like to be pestered by the news media" Hamann says. If CC, I call her that, is in the mood, you can get a meow or two out of her but that is usually it. But, since you're here, you should look at my latest sculpture! Cool, is it not? Take some video, OK, huh? This is some serious art here.... the world wants to know, you can always come back another day and interview CC. Photogenic, huh? I'll stand over here by the Palace so you can get a good shot. Look, I'll even hold CC, ouch, little bugger bite me...." My big teeth look good on TV, wife says that, right wife?
Farrell Hamann, world's greatest living artist/writer again:
"I do not put your panties on my head, you know that, you're just saying that to ruin my big day with the media. That's just awful, shame, shame on you."
Wife:
"They are here to see CC, the Cadaver Cat, not you, freak, so stuff it. CC appears to be taking a nap on top of the refrigerator so it seems the interview is over, thanks for coming."
CC Cadaver Cat, translated into English by Feckless Farrell Hamann
"I'm taking my nap now, Not a dirt nap like the cadavers, I only got 17 hours sleep so I am a little weary. Next case? I did smell something really ripe when strolling past the Rush Limbaugh Estate, House of the Slimy One, Something dead or some really smelly feet, or both. I'll let you know, meow meow, meeee owww!"
End of interview. More later. Buy art from Farrell Hamann Fine Art. Every dollar spent will help Cadaver Cat finance her crime busting activities. Thank you!!
Video: Life with Cat, Dog, and Artist
Ringing Rock Drums/ Custom drum balls and echo balls
Hey rockers, you will like these drums, paint em up, yell into them. Way cool!
Drum Ball video
"I just send her off in a taxi cab to get her out of my hair" Says Hamann. "You can't expect me to spend every waking hour catering to that cat. I just unleash her on the world and forget about it. If there is no taxi available, I toss her on the back of an unsuspecting bicyclist, if the cyclist rides too slow, Cadaver Cat will bite the rider on the ears until they speed up."
wife: (with eyes blue like Ellensburg agate)
"No, I never say that. They're interested in CC, not you. Why don't you go in the back and hang out in there, sort out your junk and report back in, say, 32 years and keep your grubby fingers off my underwear. You stretch every thing out trying to get it over your oversize head." 
CC the Cadaver Cat airing out her tongue
Farrell Hamann, world's greatest living artist/writer again:
"I do not put your panties on my head, you know that, you're just saying that to ruin my big day with the media. That's just awful, shame, shame on you."
Wife:
"They are here to see CC, the Cadaver Cat, not you, freak, so stuff it. CC appears to be taking a nap on top of the refrigerator so it seems the interview is over, thanks for coming."
CC Cadaver Cat, translated into English by Feckless Farrell Hamann
"I'm taking my nap now, Not a dirt nap like the cadavers, I only got 17 hours sleep so I am a little weary. Next case? I did smell something really ripe when strolling past the Rush Limbaugh Estate, House of the Slimy One, Something dead or some really smelly feet, or both. I'll let you know, meow meow, meeee owww!"
End of interview. More later. Buy art from Farrell Hamann Fine Art. Every dollar spent will help Cadaver Cat finance her crime busting activities. Thank you!!
Video: Life with Cat, Dog, and Artist
Ringing Rock Drums/ Custom drum balls and echo balls
Hey rockers, you will like these drums, paint em up, yell into them. Way cool!
Drum Ball video
this is the story of the Exulted One, Founder of the Church. (he was abducted by the evil Captain of the Polar Cyst, a ship of no known flag, dropped into the bilge and forced to bail night and day on a diet of rat cooked on a five watt light bulb.
25 room palace, masterpiece, museum quality, unique worldwide.
Purging sin from devil cat.Check out those fangs!
Old Butt Hairs (formerly The Exulted One
Montecito Cheese Rat (Some claim this is actually the Santa Barbara Cheese Rat dressed up)
Bless you!!!
Purging sin from devil cat.Check out those fangs!
Old Butt Hairs (formerly The Exulted One
Montecito Cheese Rat (Some claim this is actually the Santa Barbara Cheese Rat dressed up)
Bless you!!!
Above is ikhameleon, the girl who rescued Cadaver Cat the crime fighting cat. This cute girl launched her first video (a tutorial on how to use and not misuse cosmetic makeup brushes) She is a expert with years of professional experience. Please watch her video. CC
Samantha Hepburn: Little Miss Talent. Investment grade Fine Art, insanely cheap. (and writing)
Intercepted video transmission, unknown source, possibly linked to intelligence agencies of the United 'States. Experts who have watched this video suggest that Elmer/Basel and the interviewer may both be mind-control alter subjects.
Bitey Cats, Candles, and Cupcakes. Inverted colors.
This page copyright 2010 Farrell Hamann
Don't forget to watch my new internet
TV Series, Intercepted Video Transmissions
My channel youtube: farrellhamann
One more thing, considering trading my lovely Chateau for a nice Ferrari, Bentley, Rolls Royce, or Lamborghini. Must run well, look nice, and need a bit a cash with car so I can insure, gas up, and repair.
Not asking much, you're getting the deal, people. The Robb Report should feature my stuff, maybe you can bug em for me. (bug, not bugger!! All buggery on your part has nothing to do with me)
My 2 cats, Precious and Creamy love raw meat. Raw liver, chicken hearts, all good. Dry cat food sucks and you can not trust the ingredients. Companies that make pet food are very poorly regulated. It is freaky bad what they put in pet food, disgusting!
Elmer is getting ticked off. Intercepted Video Transmission Part 6.5
http://Henthusiasts.com cool urban chicken site
Note: this huge sphere is not red, heh heh, and it is lighted from within. Tell you later about the proprietary lighting system. This ball looks great on video with lights out. Please see on my youtube channel: Farrell Hamann. Time to buy some artwork?
Have some Hormel sliced ham. Man!!, what BS, that stuff is sliced so thin it looks like a skin graft. What's the deal, make a sandwich with a hint of ham? Scrooge would give you more ham than that. Shame on #Hormel.
Zombie author, artist, has 2 cats, a pug dog, and a very high KLOUT score. AKA known as Bo Dogley and The Exulted One and Elmer/Basel on youtube (channel: Farrell Hamann Follow on twitter and Facebook. Available for consultation, corporate and private. Lives in Sacramento, California.
J'ai peut ressembler à un zombie mais je suis un gars amour chérie
Ich mag wie ein Zombie aussehen, aber ich bin ein Schatz lieben Kerl
Witam, można zobaczyć moje filmy na youtube mój kanał: farrellhamann
Elmer is getting ticked off. Intercepted Video Transmission Part 6.5
http://Henthusiasts.com cool urban chicken site
Have some Hormel sliced ham. Man!!, what BS, that stuff is sliced so thin it looks like a skin graft. What's the deal, make a sandwich with a hint of ham? Scrooge would give you more ham than that. Shame on #Hormel.
Zombie author, artist, has 2 cats, a pug dog, and a very high KLOUT score. AKA known as Bo Dogley and The Exulted One and Elmer/Basel on youtube (channel: Farrell Hamann Follow on twitter and Facebook. Available for consultation, corporate and private. Lives in Sacramento, California.
J'ai peut ressembler à un zombie mais je suis un gars amour chérie
Ich mag wie ein Zombie aussehen, aber ich bin ein Schatz lieben Kerl
Witam, można zobaczyć moje filmy na youtube mój kanał: farrellhamann
Farrell Hamann
Bildender Künstler, Bildhauer, Schriftsteller, Comedy-Videos (YouTube) ich Schriftsteller Akte hatte mit der Tonight Show (circa Carson) und Kunstwerken im Weißen Haus Collection, dem Museum of Fine Arts, Boston, die Petaluma Museum hat Oprah Winfrey ein meiner Mosaik Eier. usw. "Unique Collection" des J. Paul Getty Museum. "Eine Welt der visuellen Edelsteine" Sacramento Bee (Encore) "amerikanische Version der Faberge-Eier" KCRA-TV, "Beautiful" Oprah Winfrey. Ich habe schon viele Male im Fernsehen erscheinen, und in den Printmedien. Mein YouTube-Kanal: farrellhamann auch auf Facebook. Kann siehe Bilder bei Flickr, Picasa, Twitpic, d'ART, Google, etc. Ich habe eine große Kunstsammlung. Arbeiten umfassen Schlösser, Türme, Mosaiken, Gemälden, Skulpturen und vieles mehr. Auch dies schriftlich Humor. High Score Klout
Gereja Blue Moon / sinar bulan pada Naked Ass anda. Kisah tentang bagaimana pengasas Gereja ditangkap sebagai seorang anak muda oleh Kapten jahat dari Kista Polar, sebuah kapal bendera tidak diketahui dan dipaksa untuk bekerja di lambung kapal dan makan tikus dimasak kurang matang pada bola lampu lima watt.http://biteycat.weebly.com
فاريل هامان واعظم فنان في أميركا، والكاتب ، وصانع القلعة.
Фарел Hamann, американски художник, писател, изследовател, и най-добрият приятел на български език.Cool heaps, piles, and stacks of rubble. (yes, your web surfing finally led you to rubble!)
Puing-puing, tidak istimewa, hanya gundukan, timbunan, tumpukan, dan tumpukan puing. Tidak mewah puing-puing seperti mereka ada di Mesir, hanya puing-puing. Bagaimana anda menolak?
For Professional, expert beauty tips and tutorials, please visit my daughter, Kate's, channel on youtube: IKHAMELEON Makeup artistry, cosmetics, makeovers, supplies, and more.
Pour les professionnels, d'experts conseils de beauté et des tutoriels, s'il vous plaît visiter ma fille, Kate, le canal sur YouTube: Maquillage artistique IKHAMELEON, cosmétiques, du maquillage, de fournitures, et plus encore.
Untuk Profesional, tips kecantikan ahli dan tutorial, sila lawati puteriku, Kate, saluran di youtube: IKHAMELEON kesenian Makeup, kosmetik, makeover, persediaan, dan banyak lagi.
专业，专家的美容秘诀和教程，请访问我的女儿，凯特的，在YouTube频道：IKHAMELEON化妆技艺，化妆品，改头换面，用品等。
IKHAMELEONメイク芸術、化粧品、メイク、サプライ品、および詳細：Professionalの場合、専門家の美しさのヒントやチュートリアルは、私の娘、ケイトさん、こちらのチャンネルにアクセスしてください。
Для специалистов, экспертов советы по красоте и учебные материалы, пожалуйста, посетите мою дочь,, Кейт канал на YouTube: IKHAMELEON макияжа артистизм, косметика, перфекционизма, аксессуары и многое другое.
لموظفي الفئة الفنية، نصائح الجمال الخبراء والدروس، يرجى زيارة ابنتي، كيت، قناة على يوتيوب : IKHAMELEON الفنيةماكياج، ومستحضرات التجميل، التجميل، والمستلزمات، وأكثر من ذلك .
Para profesionales, consejos de expertos de belleza y tutoriales, por favor, visitar a mi hija, Kate, canal en youtube: arte IKHAMELEON maquillaje, cosméticos, maquillaje, material, y mucho más.
IKHAMELEON श्रृंगार कलात्मकता, सौंदर्य प्रसाधन, makeovers, आपूर्ति, और अधिक: व्यावसायिक के लिए, विशेषज्ञ सुंदरता सुझावों और tutorials के, मेरी बेटी है, केट, यूट्यूब पर चैनल पर जाएँ.
IKHAMELEON 메이크업 예술성, 화장품, makeovers, 공급, 그리고 더 : 프로 전문 뷰티 팁 및 자습서, 내 딸, 케이트, YouTube에 채널 방문하시기 바랍니다.
Für professionelle, kompetente Beauty-Tipps und Tutorials, besuchen Sie bitte meine Tochter, Kate, Kanal auf YouTube: IKHAMELEON Makeup Artistik, Kosmetik, Umarbeitungen, Zubehör und vieles mehr.
Professionale per consigli di bellezza di esperti e tutorial, si prega di visitare mia figlia, Kate, il canale su youtube: IKHAMELEON arte trucco, cosmetici, estetici, forniture e altro ancora.
Para profissionais, dicas de especialistas de beleza e cursos, visite a minha filha, Kate, canal no youtube: IKHAMELEON artístico de maquiagem, cosméticos, maquiagem, suprimentos e muito mais.
Đối với các chuyên nghiệp, chuyên gia về thủ thuật làm đẹp và hướng dẫn, xin vui lòng truy cập vào con gái tôi, Kate, kênh trên youtube: IKHAMELEON nghệ thuật trang điểm, mỹ phẩm, Thay đổi vẻ ngoài, vật tư, và nhiều hơn nữa.
Pro profesionální, tipy odborníků krása a návody, navštivte mé dcery, Kate, kanál na YouTube: IKHAMELEON Makeup umění, kosmetika, Makeovers, zásoby, a další.
Above: Cadaver Cat's vintage Boombox radio (ghetto blaster) This is a JVC RC-232 JW. It works perfectly. Fans and collectors, of which there are many, would break dance of they could get their claws (hands) on this baby!!
Фарел Hamann, американски художник, писател, изследовател, и най-добрият приятел на български език.Cool heaps, piles, and stacks of rubble. (yes, your web surfing finally led you to rubble!)
Puing-puing, tidak istimewa, hanya gundukan, timbunan, tumpukan, dan tumpukan puing. Tidak mewah puing-puing seperti mereka ada di Mesir, hanya puing-puing. Bagaimana anda menolak?
For Professional, expert beauty tips and tutorials, please visit my daughter, Kate's, channel on youtube: IKHAMELEON Makeup artistry, cosmetics, makeovers, supplies, and more.
Pour les professionnels, d'experts conseils de beauté et des tutoriels, s'il vous plaît visiter ma fille, Kate, le canal sur YouTube: Maquillage artistique IKHAMELEON, cosmétiques, du maquillage, de fournitures, et plus encore.
Untuk Profesional, tips kecantikan ahli dan tutorial, sila lawati puteriku, Kate, saluran di youtube: IKHAMELEON kesenian Makeup, kosmetik, makeover, persediaan, dan banyak lagi.
专业，专家的美容秘诀和教程，请访问我的女儿，凯特的，在YouTube频道：IKHAMELEON化妆技艺，化妆品，改头换面，用品等。
IKHAMELEONメイク芸術、化粧品、メイク、サプライ品、および詳細：Professionalの場合、専門家の美しさのヒントやチュートリアルは、私の娘、ケイトさん、こちらのチャンネルにアクセスしてください。
لموظفي الفئة الفنية، نصائح الجمال الخبراء والدروس، يرجى زيارة ابنتي، كيت، قناة على يوتيوب : IKHAMELEON الفنيةماكياج، ومستحضرات التجميل، التجميل، والمستلزمات، وأكثر من ذلك .
Para profesionales, consejos de expertos de belleza y tutoriales, por favor, visitar a mi hija, Kate, canal en youtube: arte IKHAMELEON maquillaje, cosméticos, maquillaje, material, y mucho más.
IKHAMELEON श्रृंगार कलात्मकता, सौंदर्य प्रसाधन, makeovers, आपूर्ति, और अधिक: व्यावसायिक के लिए, विशेषज्ञ सुंदरता सुझावों और tutorials के, मेरी बेटी है, केट, यूट्यूब पर चैनल पर जाएँ.
IKHAMELEON 메이크업 예술성, 화장품, makeovers, 공급, 그리고 더 : 프로 전문 뷰티 팁 및 자습서, 내 딸, 케이트, YouTube에 채널 방문하시기 바랍니다.
Für professionelle, kompetente Beauty-Tipps und Tutorials, besuchen Sie bitte meine Tochter, Kate, Kanal auf YouTube: IKHAMELEON Makeup Artistik, Kosmetik, Umarbeitungen, Zubehör und vieles mehr.
Professionale per consigli di bellezza di esperti e tutorial, si prega di visitare mia figlia, Kate, il canale su youtube: IKHAMELEON arte trucco, cosmetici, estetici, forniture e altro ancora.
Para profissionais, dicas de especialistas de beleza e cursos, visite a minha filha, Kate, canal no youtube: IKHAMELEON artístico de maquiagem, cosméticos, maquiagem, suprimentos e muito mais.
Đối với các chuyên nghiệp, chuyên gia về thủ thuật làm đẹp và hướng dẫn, xin vui lòng truy cập vào con gái tôi, Kate, kênh trên youtube: IKHAMELEON nghệ thuật trang điểm, mỹ phẩm, Thay đổi vẻ ngoài, vật tư, và nhiều hơn nữa.
Pro profesionální, tipy odborníků krása a návody, navštivte mé dcery, Kate, kanál na YouTube: IKHAMELEON Makeup umění, kosmetika, Makeovers, zásoby, a další.
De radio de época gato cadáver de Boombox (Ghetto Blaster) Este es un JVC RC-232 Testigos de Jehová: Por encima. Funciona perfectamente. Los aficionados y coleccionistas, de los cuales hay muchos, sería break dance de que podían obtener sus garras (manos) de este bebé!
Creamy the frisky Cat on a marble toy sculpture in the artist studio, Sacramento, CA
Twitter: @farrellhamann
Youtube video ch: Farrell Hamann
gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun
Celtic Cross
Hope Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck both choke on pubic hairs. Each others.
Check out my about.me profile!
Twitter: @farrellhamann
Youtube video ch: Farrell Hamann
gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun
Hope Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck both choke on pubic hairs. Each others.
Check out my about.me profile!
Note: I'm going to start selling my flat marble toy spiral via the net very soon (hand held for kids older that 4 1/2 due to choking hazard) Don't have any made up yet but will soon. Each one will be different. Don't have pay pal so you'll have to pay by money order or silver, perhaps personal check until and if I get Paypal. Have some other ideas in the works for gifts and what nots. I'm thinking I need an inexpensive line of art and that's what's motivating me. These toys would make great Christmas or birthday gifts or just to have around as sculpture.
Below: Latex mold for making spiral marble toys, I've made a number of these and they are great toys and help with hand eye. The finished marble spiral will be approximately 12 1/2 inches across. For Price, I thinking $32 shipped in USA or $55 for two. You can always arrange to pick up in person in Sacramento and see my huge art collection (giant spheres, obelisks, castles, chateau, paintings, wall hangings, large marble toys)
Latex rubber mold used to make spiral marble toys
Also: Going to start accepting writing assignments again. Let me know what you need.
Phone: 916-641-7696
Knight of the Imperial Order of the Opossum (IOOTO)
Send $1.00 to artist and you can copy or use any image on this site except the Celtic Cross image and not for commercial use) Send you dollar to:
Farrell Hamann
1237 Dealynn St. #4
Sacramento, CA 95825
Crime
